Soothsaying by IOZ
Another classic from Who is IOZ?, kicking off with:
If you think that the passing decade saw America at its full, retarded apotheosis, then I say you’ve got another thing coming.
—IOZ. “Future Hocks”. Who is IOZ?, 28 December 2009.
As to its accuracy, who can say? But it seems as likely to be right as any other predictions I’ve seen, while having the benefit of being rather more entertaining. And I suspect it’s not far off in its depiction of how things stand right now.